1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,260 I think someone's stalking me. 2 00:00:04,180 --> 00:00:07,140 I just want to let you know that you don't really fit. Just get off. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,420 Why don't we just skip the preamble and go and have a night of wild, passionate 4 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,420 sex? 5 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,420 I'm me, all right? If you don't like that, then... If I don't like that, then 6 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:16,420 what? 7 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,060 Then we're over. 8 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:43,480 Michael, wake up before the slept. 9 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,620 That's the reason I've checked in here. 10 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,460 I haven't slept for more than four hours in weeks. 11 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:59,080 Plus, I get to wake up next to you. 12 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,120 It's been my lucky day. 13 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,120 We're going to be late. 14 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,800 Jeremy? 15 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:17,740 Yeah. 16 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:22,240 Well, telling him you need some time is the kindest thing you can do. 17 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:28,280 Yeah, but turning his life upside down and Zach and Maddie's isn't, is it? 18 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,780 I don't know how I'm going to get through another day playing happy 19 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,400 knowing I've got to talk to him at the end of it. 20 00:01:58,389 --> 00:01:59,930 Tom Clarkson, deputy head. 21 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,490 Good morning, Rochdale! 22 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:09,169 It's Ronan Burley here, broadcasting live from Waterloo Road. 23 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:12,790 Oi, you've been drafted in as technical trainee, not the star of the show. 24 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:14,010 No, because that would be me. 25 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:17,710 Miss O'Donnell, can we get you anything there? M andMs with the yellow one taken 26 00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:19,230 out? Tropical fruit basket? 27 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:23,210 Room temperature Hawaiian spring water? A cup of tea would be great, and it's 28 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,710 Viv. Cup of tea coming up? Viv. 29 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:28,980 Ronan Burley. 30 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,720 So, Mr. Byrne will be joining us shortly. 31 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 He thinks this is a great opportunity to present the school to the outside 32 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,500 world. And how have the kids enjoyed being roving reporters? 33 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,960 They've loved it. They're really excited that you're here. 34 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,300 Grateful to be invited. 35 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:46,060 It'll also be nice to see what my daughter gets up to. She doesn't tell me 36 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,840 Well, she's very self -contained. 37 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,360 We're keeping an eye on her. 38 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:54,160 The bullying seems to have calmed down a bit. Good. She takes after her mother. 39 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,460 The other one. The one she actually talks to. 40 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,510 Is she pleased that you're here? 41 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:01,250 No, I'm under strict instructions to act like we've never met. 42 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:05,190 I think having a media mum would be a cool thing, but not for Andy. 43 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:09,090 Well, I guess all kids are embarrassed by their parents, eh? 44 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,730 But I'll leave you to it. I shall be back with your adoring public. 45 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:23,610 Hi. Hi. 46 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,050 Will you stand at the slip with Mrs. Diamond? 47 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,129 You're late. 48 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:30,130 Yeah. 49 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,450 Traffic was terrible. 50 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:33,070 So how was Jenny? 51 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:35,330 You put the world to rights or what? 52 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:36,610 Yeah. 53 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:40,490 You know, wine and sympathy, shoulder to cry on, that kind of thing. 54 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,210 Did they try and give you a call? 55 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:44,910 Yeah, something funny with my phone. 56 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,710 Are we going for dinner tonight? 57 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:49,550 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Really looking forward to it. 58 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:53,730 Hi, 59 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:55,850 Tom. Hiya. 60 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,650 I'd better get on. 61 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:03,420 So I take it the trouble in paradise was short -lived? 62 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,620 Yeah. 63 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,280 Paranoia. Hate to say I told you so. 64 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,420 Rona Mansfield. 65 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,040 Yeah. 66 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,280 Shona Mansfield. 67 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,700 Yeah. Andy O'Donnell. 68 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,320 Andy O'Donnell. 69 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:21,820 Wake up, Manga Girl. 70 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,540 The register. 71 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,880 Oh. Yeah. 72 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:30,500 Mark Philippou. Skyden. 73 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:32,920 Book one, 1985 original. 74 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,100 Phoenix Taylor. 75 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:41,300 Phoenix Taylor, do I have to confiscate whatever gripping piece of literature is 76 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,320 distracting you? 77 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,140 Jodie, how good of you to join us. 78 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:49,180 Sorry, sir, I had to meet my new foster parents. 79 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,220 I'll get it. 80 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,660 All right, keep your knickers on. We're all fine and well. 81 00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:58,950 A full compliment for a change, I wonder why. 82 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:02,130 Is this switched on? Can they hear me? 83 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:07,610 Hello, and now for something completely different. 84 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:13,610 This is Mr Clarkson, your deputy head, here to introduce our very special 85 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,110 Me, Viv O'Donnell. 86 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:21,990 Ever dreamed of hosting your own radio show? Of having your voice and opinions 87 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:24,670 heard by the public? Of juggling games? 88 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,360 Call her that hot topic. 89 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,100 Well, now's your chance to see how it's done firsthand. 90 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,480 And get your own five minutes of fame. 91 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:39,100 Because a chosen few will present your school news reports on air to the whole 92 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,720 community on Rochdale FM. 93 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:47,260 That's right, folks. Today at two o 'clock, Talk to Viv is going out live 94 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,260 Waterloo Road. 95 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:50,880 Our show today is a team. 96 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,340 So we'll be talking on air. 97 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:57,060 Don't be shy. 98 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:02,820 I can't wait to meet you all and interview Mr. Byrne, your super head, 99 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,600 survived a violent stabbing. 100 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,480 Oh, I love people, Donald. 101 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:10,680 I don't even know who she is. Oh, my mum listens to her all the time. She even 102 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,639 phoned in once. 103 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,240 Viv's what they call, like, uncensored. 104 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,320 She tells the funniest stories about her ex -wife. 105 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:17,379 Is she gay? 106 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:20,940 Yeah, of course she is. And she's got this really square daughter that's never 107 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:21,940 even had a boyfriend. 108 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:28,540 You heard it here first. Right, put your reports on my desk and get your 109 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,900 questions ready for Mr Burns' interview. 110 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:36,680 So, when are we going to finally meet this new boyfriend of yours? 111 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,360 On the record? 112 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:43,660 My report is on relationships and it's called Love Is About Field. Catch him. 113 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,040 So have you made him up then or what? 114 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,320 No. 115 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:48,960 Go on then, what's his name? 116 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:51,740 It's Harris. 117 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:55,690 Well, he's a respectful young guy from a good Muslim family. 118 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:57,790 Lauren, turn that off. 119 00:06:58,290 --> 00:06:59,570 I still don't get it. 120 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:04,030 My dad likes him so much that he wants us to get married. 121 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:05,830 Now would you get it? 122 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:13,230 Pitches from my year 11s. 123 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:17,270 Minus one from Andy O'Donnell, who chose to opt out. 124 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,950 Her mum's our chat show host. 125 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,350 Andy seems to think that's social suicide. 126 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,460 All this confessional entertainment. 127 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:32,340 TV, radio presenters picking over the carcasses of human pain and suffering, 128 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,600 chasing ratings. 129 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,920 It's nothing short of gross and mawkish. 130 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:39,280 Grantley, you are a true wordsmith. 131 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:44,780 Dirty laundry should be washed and dried, but not aired. 132 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,840 This is a real coup, Tom. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 133 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,320 Thank you. 134 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:53,350 I've got your questions for Mr Burns' interview, everyone. 135 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:56,650 Tom? Yeah, I've put them in there already. 136 00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:00,450 Hey, so, how was your romantic day with Linda? 137 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,150 All right. 138 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:06,110 Delightful, since you ask. 139 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:09,190 Turns out Daniel is quite the king of karaoke. 140 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:11,890 Is he now? 141 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:13,890 Really? 142 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:19,270 I was just wondering, Linda, if you'd like to... 143 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,300 Go out and eat tonight, if you're free. I could cook. 144 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,400 Yeah, sounds great. 145 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:25,620 See you later. 146 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:29,820 Tonight you could cook. 147 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,660 How hard can it be, eh? 148 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:42,000 So you can 149 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,059 draft two days in a row? 150 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,880 It's not like you. Aye, er, yeah. 151 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:47,970 I'm hoping no one had noticed. 152 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:50,010 Did you girls pull all nighter? 153 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:52,210 I hate going to sleep over without my stuff. 154 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,650 Yeah, me too. 155 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:57,870 I would have gone home and changed, but there was just no time, so... Although 156 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:58,870 you look amazing. 157 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:00,210 You always do. 158 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:01,890 Thank you, Maddy. 159 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:08,470 Vicky, hi. 160 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,770 You ready? Yeah, well, I've gone through my revision notes, but I'm just worried 161 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,310 that I'm going to blank on a few of the questions. 162 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,490 You wouldn't be human if you didn't get nervous. 163 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:18,630 And I promise you, as soon as you get in there, it will all come flooding back, 164 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,090 okay? Thanks, Mrs Diamond. 165 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:21,530 You're the best. 166 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:30,650 2 -1 -2. 167 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,630 Quickly, quietly, please. Find yourselves a seat. 168 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,670 I have to tell you guys, I've had a little sneak preview of some of your 169 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:44,110 reports, and there are some really great stories out there. 170 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,900 Which one were your favourite? 171 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Yeah, well, me and Ronan did a great one on twins. 172 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,200 Time will tell. 173 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,240 So, are you in love with him now? 174 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,740 I don't even know him properly. 175 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,700 But you're going to get married to him? 176 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:00,220 Hardly. That goes. 177 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:01,519 Do you mind? 178 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,520 No, this is interesting. 179 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,340 It's kind of personal. 180 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,280 Personal's my middle name. Go on. 181 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,400 My dad's found someone he wants me to marry. 182 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:17,180 really nice and everything, but I just don't love him. 183 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,600 I don't want to do it. 184 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,260 When I get married, I want it to be for love. 185 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,800 Is that your sister? 186 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,500 No. 187 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,780 Yeah, it is. She's cutie. She's just marking off. 188 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,820 Look, I'm sure they don't realise they're live. 189 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,100 We do know it's not the dark ages, don't we? You ain't got a clue what you're 190 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,900 talking about yet, so just shut it. Hey, sit down, please. 191 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,320 We'll be back in a minute. 192 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,490 It's a ratings winner, so well done. 193 00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:45,990 Your daughter's still a virgin, isn't she? 194 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:47,910 That's what you said on your show. 195 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:51,710 Yeah, not that there's anything wrong with being a virgin, for the record. No, 196 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,910 absolutely, and I did say that on air at the time. 197 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,590 Sixteen is still very young, and everybody needs to move through life's 198 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,650 milestones at their own pace. 199 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,830 The, er, the tell -out on the whole school's list. What? 200 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,810 Don't let out any state secrets. 201 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:08,490 Does it ever get embarrassing, you know, stripping yourself bare in front of 202 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:09,490 hundreds of people? 203 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:14,120 Thousands. Um, yes and no, but if I don't open up, how can I expect my 204 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,119 to? 205 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,580 Right, moving on. I'm going to show you a short film about how to break into 206 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:20,640 radio, if I can conquer my technophobia. 207 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,000 Why do you have a picture of Manga Girl? 208 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,900 She's your mum? Andy. Oh, 209 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,440 so you're the famously frigid daughter. 210 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,420 It's a bit like the Yorkington. 211 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:38,000 The one thing I ask you to do... Andy, it was an accident. Please come back. 212 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,659 You don't move. 213 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:46,320 Wait! Andy! I'm sorry. I didn't think about the screensaver. 214 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:51,220 You never think about anything other than your stupid radio show. Maybe we 215 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,160 should go to my office. You two can talk in private. 216 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:58,220 Private? She don't know the meaning of the word. Just do us a favour. 217 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,760 Stay out of my life. 218 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 Come on, please. 219 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,720 What do you think you're doing? 220 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,290 Go into class. 221 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:11,490 Tell him the whole school your business. 222 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:14,990 I didn't know if a tanner was on. Tell him the whole school that you won't 223 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:15,990 Harris. 224 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:17,489 You're right. 225 00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,950 He should have been the first to know. 226 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:20,230 You think that's cute? 227 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,710 Tarek, it's got nothing to do with you. 228 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:25,790 It's my decision. 229 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,470 Do you really want me to be unhappy for the rest of my life? 230 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,270 This is going to upset Dad. 231 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,990 I don't want this family falling apart. 232 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:35,390 Just think about it. 233 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,870 The radio phone in. 234 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,230 It's due to start after lunch break. 235 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,010 So, hurry up with your questions. 236 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,490 What sort of question? 237 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,690 What do you want to know about Mr Byrne? 238 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,070 Why he loves teaching. 239 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,070 He's anonymous, miss. 240 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:55,430 Hopefully up to you. 241 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:57,670 I'm doing one too. 242 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,920 Why don't you want to fill the circle? 243 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,780 So, how come you never told us your mum was on the radio? 244 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,019 Why, do you think? 245 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,180 If you watch the world's world, you're super sweet. You've never even been 246 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,440 So, have you never actually kissed a boy, then? 247 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,060 Properly, like. 248 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,980 Yeah, I have, actually. 249 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,100 Your dad, properly. 250 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,600 Oh, look at Jimmy! 251 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320 Now, 252 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,080 I don't care who started it, but I want a little bit more ladylike behaviour in 253 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:49,739 here, OK? 254 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,460 Charming. What? Over there. 255 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,360 Nice one, Mandy girl. 256 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,800 I don't know why we're bothering with her anyway. 257 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,180 So her mum's famous. 258 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,240 Don't change the fact that Andy O'Donnell's a freak. 259 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Hello! 260 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,160 Um, I thought it was dinner for two. 261 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,460 How many people have you actually got coming on this date? 262 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,060 Yeah. I panicked. 263 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,660 I don't know what you like to eat. 264 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,720 Right, so you're going to cook the whole thing from scratch. 265 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:27,580 Yeah, it's a date. 266 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,760 A student dinner. Take it from a man who knows a little bit about the art of 267 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,579 fine dining. 268 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,580 Hmm? 269 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,680 It'll be simple. 270 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,910 Sorry for what I said about your dad. 271 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,330 Sorry. 272 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,770 What are you looking at? 273 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,030 Nothing. 274 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,010 Are you gay? 275 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:04,349 Stop it. 276 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,350 What? 277 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,410 Like mother, like daughter? 278 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,530 Maybe that's why she's not interested in boys. 279 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:14,890 Better watch out. She might fancy you. 280 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,230 Sure. 281 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:21,550 What are you doing? 282 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:26,170 Oh, Em, will you just give her a break? 283 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,710 Oh, come on, Saintscout. 284 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,450 It's just a bit of fun. 285 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,610 Since when did you get so serious? 286 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,980 Jamie, your love, I'll beat your heart out. 287 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,860 What time 288 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:20,840 do 289 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,560 you reach, sir? One o 'clock. Do you need a study partner for a last -minute 290 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,620 quiz? No, thanks. 291 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,480 Mrs Diamond's got that one sorted. 292 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,840 Well, I'll break a leg, then. 293 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,340 Yeah, thanks. 294 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,580 All right, shift it. 295 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,440 Move it, yeah? 296 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,040 Hey, what's the matter? 297 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Come on. 298 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,140 It's OK. 299 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600 There you go. 300 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:51,580 Come on, jog on. 301 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:52,940 Oi! 302 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,619 What's going on? 303 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,340 I think someone's having a bit of a joke, sir. 304 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640 Go and get us something from Lost Property, Roland, please. 305 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:00,760 Someone's stolen your things. 306 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,500 No, it's just a stupid prank. 307 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880 Do you know who it was? 308 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:05,060 No. 309 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,079 Please don't drag my mum into this. It's humiliating enough for her just being 310 00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,680 here. I've got to go. 311 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,680 Hey. 312 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,800 You'll be wanting a coffee and I'll just empty the kettle. Yeah. 313 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:22,859 Have mine. 314 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880 Thank you. 315 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:27,119 Milk and half a sugar. 316 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,220 A bit nervous, actually. 317 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,000 Yeah, Sean, can I have a word, please? 318 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,480 I'll leave you to it. Yeah. 319 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,939 What's that? 320 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,540 We've got another... Tom, that radio thing? 321 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,280 Great initiative. 322 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,160 Thanks. We've got another bullying situation with Andy O'Donnell. 323 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,760 I hoped we'd seen the last of that. 324 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,720 She's just had her clothes nicked in PE. 325 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,800 Maybe someone's jealous because of who her mum is? 326 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,100 Well, the mum did tell me once that she was a virgin. Now the kids seem to think 327 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,140 she's fair game. What? 328 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,280 She's only 16 and hardly anyone. 329 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,200 I know, but she's stonewalling me. 330 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,870 Could you try and have a word with the police? Yeah, of course. 331 00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:08,450 She's not exactly forthcoming, is she? So I'll let you know. 332 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,790 Thank you. 333 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,390 Well, you've got him wrapped around your little finger, haven't you? 334 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,470 Did you do the same for Tom? 335 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,449 I'm sorry? 336 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,770 Michael, your coffee. 337 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:25,730 It was an act of human kindness, one colleague to another. What are you 338 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,730 implying? I'm not implying anything. 339 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,410 Bullying will not be tolerated in this school. 340 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,530 It's a very serious offence. 341 00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:56,590 Well, it was obviously one of the girls, sir, considering it was in their 342 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:59,630 changing room. Well, thank you, Denzel, for your investigative steer. 343 00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,250 But it is no laughing matter. 344 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:05,750 Why not? I mean, pretending not to know your own mother doing cookies on the 345 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,470 radio. And it is a freak. 346 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,070 That's enough. 347 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,690 Nobody should call anybody else a freak. 348 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,360 Now, Andy seems to think it's her duty to protect whoever did this. 349 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,420 But let's get one thing clear. If Andy O'Donnell isn't in full uniform by the 350 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,580 end of the next period, there'll be dire consequences. 351 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,260 Now, get your books out. 352 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,800 Of mice and men, appropriately. 353 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,620 Take it you heard. 354 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:30,860 The whole school did. 355 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,400 You've been making deadlines yourself. 356 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,760 Bunging at Lauren at Phoenix's party. 357 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,600 Oh, I'm gutted you had to see that. It's not what you think. 358 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,780 It didn't look like the last great seduction, to be fair. 359 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,940 Well, I blame Ronan and alcohol. 360 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,140 Being lonely. 361 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920 You're lonely? 362 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,220 I miss you. 363 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,740 I'm sorry if I said too much. 364 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,940 No. 365 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,720 I miss you too. 366 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,060 I think it's really cool that you're standing up for yourself. 367 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,340 You're the only one. 368 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,610 You wanted to do this. 369 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:25,430 What do you want? 370 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:31,190 Honest, Andy, we've... We don't care that you've never been out with anyone. 371 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,370 It's your business, nobody else's. 372 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,010 We're sorry. 373 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,390 It'll bang out of order. 374 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,570 Yeah. Thanks for not telling on us. 375 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,830 Do you want to get some lunch? 376 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,930 This isn't some kind of trick, is it? 377 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:53,890 No. 378 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,150 Yeah? 379 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:56,430 All right. 380 00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,170 Just need to get out of this horrible tracksuit first. 381 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800 The cop shop. 382 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,380 Now everyone in the school thinks I'm some kind of frigid freak. 383 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 Well, proven wrong. 384 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,480 Get a boyfriend. 385 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,440 Who's going to want to go out with me? 386 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,300 I don't even have any mates. 387 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,120 We think you're alright. 388 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,520 Yeah. 389 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,840 Word of advice. 390 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,900 You might want to think about the way you dress. 391 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,780 What's wrong with the way I dress? 392 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,720 It's too quirky. 393 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,500 I should be able to look whoever I like. 394 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:57,490 Yeah, but... You don't all like some kid's cartoon character. 395 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,230 Boys don't like quirky. 396 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,170 They like mature. 397 00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:05,230 Look, you want to fit in, don't you? 398 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:06,850 I guess. 399 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:07,910 And you want a boyfriend. 400 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:11,810 Well, yeah, there is this one guy who's kind of nice. Okay. 401 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:14,810 I want to give you a makeover. 402 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:19,090 Nothing too over the top, though. Just nice and natural. Yeah. 403 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,090 I'm a wizard with a make -up brush. 404 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:22,189 Look at Scout. 405 00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,190 I hope so. 406 00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,030 Trust me. 407 00:22:29,879 --> 00:22:34,540 The real bonus is we're all treated equally. It's not about where you're 408 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,540 what you're into. 409 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,760 We all get our fair say. 410 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,139 Good answer. 411 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,160 Powerful and punchy. 412 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,240 Oh, hang on, mate. 413 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,420 Wow, that's quite a transformation. 414 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,920 Hiya. 415 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,840 You feeling better? 416 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,620 Yeah. 417 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,120 Good. You look different with your clothes on. 418 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,140 It was a joke. 419 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,500 And a compliment. 420 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,240 It was a joke and a compliment. 421 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,640 Okay. Your jacket. 422 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:06,840 Thanks for, you know, being a knight in shining armour. 423 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,380 I was ready to help a damsel in distress. 424 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,760 Listen, do you want me to go for a walk or something? 425 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,680 I've got a gift for you. It's nothing big, it's just... I feel like everyone's 426 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,680 watching us. 427 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,340 Yeah, okay. 428 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,380 I didn't have to, you know. 429 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,220 Time starts now. 430 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:40,370 Yeah, your mum's brilliant, honestly. Like, I never even knew what went into 431 00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:41,510 making a radio show before. 432 00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:44,570 Oh, she's taught me loads about broadcasting on the airwaves. 433 00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:48,830 Yeah, she really likes you, she told me. 434 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:50,150 Seriously? 435 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,390 Yeah, she said you've got a great face for radio. 436 00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:55,490 Funny. 437 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:56,770 Yeah, it was a joke. 438 00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:02,910 This is for you. 439 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:07,860 Oh, comic. 440 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:08,940 Great. 441 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:10,700 It's a collectible. 442 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:25,520 Hey, Sian. Hey. 443 00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:27,560 Did you manage to get anything out of Andy? 444 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,500 Er, no. 445 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,260 Sorry, I haven't spoken to her yet. I was giving Vicky McDonald some extra 446 00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,260 coaching on her research. 447 00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,940 Headache? Mm. 448 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,520 Killer. Be all right once it's kicking. 449 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,980 I'll find Andy in a bit, all right? 450 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,300 Thanks. Hope you feel better. 451 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,280 So what makes this a collectible? 452 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:53,020 First edition, limited run. Only ten of them made. 453 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,420 Really? That's brilliant. 454 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:55,660 I know. 455 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,760 Not many people around here appreciate comics. 456 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,480 So how much would you get for this? 457 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,660 75, 100 quid. 458 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,860 I've got, like, 96 at home. My bedroom's wall -to -wall comics. 459 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,820 Sounds like you're sitting on a gold mine. Hey, if you ever need to 460 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:13,980 Yeah, well, you could come over and look at them sometime, if you like. 461 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,540 Really? I'd love that, yeah? 462 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,520 Whoa! 463 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880 Sorry. 464 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,520 No apology necessary, but... Andy, Andy! 465 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:27,520 I think you've got the wrong idea. Do you want to have some? Whoa! 466 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,520 You've definitely got the wrong idea. 467 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,240 I'm a lot more experienced than my mum says, you know. 468 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:36,000 Stop it, are you out of your mind? I'm too old. I don't care. 469 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,260 Well, I do. 470 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,560 But I like you and you like me, don't you? 471 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,820 Look, you're a sweet girl, but I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now. 472 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,220 I messed up, didn't I? 473 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,420 No. 474 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:48,860 Well, yeah. 475 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,240 You just need to slow down a bit. 476 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:52,900 A lot. 477 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:56,140 Look, this is way too fast. Come on, I'll take you back. 478 00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:04,770 Great, so the running order is intro from me, interview with Mr Byrne, lines 479 00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:08,490 open over his Q andA, teacher time, kids report, sum it up, shut it down. 480 00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:09,690 Yeah. 481 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:11,730 Never? Should we be? 482 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,950 It's live. Anything can happen. 483 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,890 Ah, I was beginning to think you'd abandoned us. No, I just got out of 484 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,450 Hurry up, run the final count down. 485 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,330 So, do we have the winning reports? 486 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:29,450 Have you written out a question for Mr Byrne? 487 00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:32,170 Your time's running out. Yeah, and I'm doing it now. 488 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:37,550 It doesn't look like you need any more anyway. People really want to know the 489 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:38,790 man behind the mask. 490 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:40,530 Is Michael in? 491 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,750 No, but I'll come and meet you in a moment if you like. 492 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:45,250 Excuse me, where are you going? 493 00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:51,490 Has Michael been staying at the Regency Hotel? 494 00:27:51,830 --> 00:27:55,370 No, and if he had, I'd know about it. And you can't be here. 495 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,520 I'll throw the answer. 496 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,280 Oh, the Regency Hotel. 497 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:08,840 I suppose it was staying there, then. I guess it makes sense that Michael would 498 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,660 want to stay in a hotel after the burglary. 499 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,460 Unless, of course, he's using it for passionate assignations. 500 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:17,580 Hello again, Waterloo Road. 501 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:21,640 We're due to broadcast our talk -to -be -special live on the airwaves of 502 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,640 Rochdale FM. 503 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,500 And we have our winners. 504 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:27,720 Five minutes of fame goes to Maddy Diamond. 505 00:28:36,870 --> 00:28:38,050 Well, tell all. 506 00:28:38,370 --> 00:28:39,450 What did you talk about? 507 00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:41,910 Well, there weren't much talking. 508 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:43,370 What do you mean? 509 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:47,230 I mean, you know. You did not snog Ronan Burley. 510 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:48,670 Just like that. 511 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:49,810 Oh, whatever. 512 00:28:49,850 --> 00:28:52,850 Ronan's going round kissing everyone these days. Like a serial snogger. 513 00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:54,250 More than snog, actually. 514 00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:57,550 He went all the way. You had to say it. 515 00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,140 Yeah. I wanted to. 516 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,020 But I never thought Ronan was such a fast mover. 517 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:04,420 Well, he is older. 518 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920 Do you feel different? 519 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,620 Yeah. 520 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,140 More like a woman, I guess. 521 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,100 Less like a little girl. 522 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,500 Well, as long as you're all right, it's kind of a big deal, you know. 523 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:16,700 I'm fine. 524 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,060 Are you going to tell your mum? 525 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,660 I suppose so. 526 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,720 Come on, girls. We've got some number crunching to do. I've just got to get my 527 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,720 book. 528 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:29,800 It's Talk to Viv on Rochdale FM. 529 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:35,880 Hello and welcome to Talk to Viv, coming live to you today from Waterloo Road 530 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,780 School, where we've got an exclusive interview with renowned superhead 531 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:45,180 Byrne. We're going to be treated to some student reports about life at this 532 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:46,180 colourful comp. 533 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,900 Lines will be open as usual, so don't be shy. 534 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:54,960 Perhaps you've got an important question you want to ask or a funny story about 535 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960 your own school days. 536 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,490 Let us know. 537 00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:01,810 Talk to Viv on Rochdale FM. 538 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:07,650 It's quite a few years since I set foot in a school, I can tell you, and I 539 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:09,530 haven't missed it one bit. 540 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:10,910 Sorry, sir. 541 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:15,990 I was constantly in trouble, unlike my daughter, who's an A -grade student and 542 00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:18,050 terribly obedient. However, did I manage better? 543 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,160 Who was I kidding? 544 00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,840 You should stick to maths, eh? 545 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,540 If you hear the ridicule, get back to class. Free period. 546 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:08,920 Think I can save it? 547 00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:10,540 No chance. 548 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,200 You all right? 549 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,420 You talk to Trudy? 550 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,880 What's the point? 551 00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,160 Trudy's the kind of girl who knows her own mind. 552 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:24,100 That such a bad thing? 553 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,380 Yeah. She's dicking Harry. 554 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,960 Ditting my dad. 555 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:30,060 Running around with Finn of all people. 556 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,040 I just can't stand seeing them together. 557 00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:33,920 It's one thing I've learned. 558 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:36,240 It's impossible to block the path of true love. 559 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:41,220 Maybe you should try talking to Finn. It's not just him. 560 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:45,000 I'm normally the one that lets Dad down. 561 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,720 Treat him as a reliable little princess. 562 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,760 If I had the chance to make him happy, I'd take it. 563 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,900 You should stop giving yourself such a hard time. 564 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:55,640 Maybe this thing... 565 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,660 It's between Trudy and your dad. 566 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:01,600 Anyway, listen, better sort this lot out. 567 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,320 Oh, I hope she likes takeaways. 568 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,820 She? You got a lady, sir? 569 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,400 Well, yes, I have, as a matter of fact. 570 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,800 Looks like I'm going to cook her up a dog's dinner. 571 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,600 Guess I could help you turn it around, if you like. 572 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,080 What? You know you were around the kitchen, do you? 573 00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:20,380 Yeah. 574 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,600 Trust me. 575 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,820 I feel like I'm sitting here with a kindred spirit, a fellow truant, but the 576 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:32,160 difference being that I could not get far enough away from school, whereas you 577 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,240 came back. 578 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,340 How did that happen? Simple, really. 579 00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:37,840 Education. No two ways about it. 580 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,300 My life was heading down something of a blind alley, and education really turned 581 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,400 that around for me. 582 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:48,940 I suppose you could say it saved me. And now you're coming full circle and 583 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:50,120 saving others in turn. 584 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,480 You could put it that way, yes. 585 00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:56,830 Let's take some questions from the school. Linda Radley, head of English 586 00:32:56,830 --> 00:32:59,630 this vibrant camp, have gathered together a selection. 587 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,110 Here is Linda. 588 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:06,150 Actually, it's my question. If you could be anything else in the world, what 589 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,270 would it be? Good question. 590 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:12,010 Well, the answer to that is, truly, I wouldn't rather be doing anything else. 591 00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:14,510 regrets, no daydreams. 592 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,400 I really believe I'm doing the job I was born to do. 593 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,420 Inspiring stuff. But I'm sure we have something a bit more challenging for 594 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,540 Let's move on to the next question. 595 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,480 Where did you get this? 596 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:34,500 Why? What does it say? 597 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,000 And it looks like we have our first... 598 00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:43,800 Caller of the day, line one, has something important they'd like to say 599 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,880 school life. Hello, are you there, line one? 600 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,600 Yeah, I'm here. 601 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:52,960 Andy, this is a first. What do you have to tell us, darling? 602 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,140 I just wanted to tell you that I'm not the good girl you think I am. 603 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,220 I'm not a virgin anymore. 604 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,380 Thanks for a lovely boy in year 13. 605 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,600 We did it in a park. 606 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:07,520 So, there's your teen sexuality rating, spike mother. 607 00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:11,290 See if you could bring a story out of that. 608 00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:16,870 Okay, time for some music. 609 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:19,170 We'll be back after this. 610 00:34:28,630 --> 00:34:29,989 Shut her down, Kate. That's enough. 611 00:34:30,429 --> 00:34:32,250 Yeah, just leave her alone. She's all right. 612 00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:37,000 Am I invisible or something? I said settle down. 613 00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:43,639 Two consenting adults who don't see what the fuss is about. That's because 614 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,520 you're a caveman. You both are. 615 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:55,080 Oh, not you lot as well. Look, nothing happened. 616 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,200 So what if it did, man? 617 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,740 It didn't. Yeah, right. You've been sniffing around, everyone looking for 618 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,200 That's not fair. 619 00:35:03,890 --> 00:35:04,990 Well, thanks for the note. 620 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:06,310 I think it went okay. 621 00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:07,510 No worries. 622 00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:11,170 What's going on? 623 00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:16,270 What sort of school is this that lets students wander off to have sex in 624 00:35:16,270 --> 00:35:19,670 parks? So, Donald, I understand you're not happy about this. Neither am I. 625 00:35:19,790 --> 00:35:21,630 are you all right? Did this boy make you? 626 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,850 No. I wanted to... I'm not a little girl anymore. 627 00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:26,290 We need to know who this boy is. 628 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:27,590 He went to another school. 629 00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:30,310 She was seen going off campus with Ronan Burley. 630 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:32,970 Ronan? My so -called biggest fan. 631 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:37,070 I have to go back on air. When the show is over, I want a full explanation. 632 00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:42,490 I assure you, we'll get to the bottom of the... I want Ronan hauled off that 633 00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:44,610 show. Look, let's not jump to conclusions. 634 00:35:44,990 --> 00:35:47,950 Andy's being picked on because Viv's a mum. Why am I only hearing about this 635 00:35:47,950 --> 00:35:51,730 now? Because as deputy heads, Sian and I were dealing with it. Well, as deputy 636 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:53,710 heads, you and Sian can meet me in my office. 637 00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:55,730 Two minutes. 638 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:02,890 You didn't have to go that far with him, you know. 639 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:05,820 That's not what me and Em meant for you to do. 640 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,660 No? Cos you didn't think for a second he'd actually do it for me, did you? 641 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,340 You sent me off to laugh about it behind my back. 642 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:13,840 It wasn't like that. 643 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,760 I was trying to help you. 644 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,040 Please. 645 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,540 And I stupidly thought you liked me. 646 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:23,780 I do, honest. 647 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,260 The clothing thing, that was Em's idea. 648 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,400 She gets carried away sometimes. 649 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,220 Her life isn't that easy. 650 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,500 What do you think you're doing? 651 00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:36,850 I know Ronan better than anyone, and if he said it didn't happen, then it didn't 652 00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,430 happen. He's not a liar. 653 00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:39,509 Leave her alone. 654 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:42,210 We're trying to have a private conversation here. He could get kicked 655 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:43,210 this. 656 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,890 You're lying. You know it, and I know it, so tell the truth. 657 00:36:50,530 --> 00:36:51,530 You all right? 658 00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:53,570 What? 659 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,170 She's right. 660 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,730 I made it up. You what? 661 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,330 Me and Ronan, we never had sex. 662 00:37:01,770 --> 00:37:03,670 I asked him to, but he couldn't get away fast enough. 663 00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:09,310 Why did you lie about it? Because I'm sick of being an outsider. 664 00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:12,890 You have to tell Mr Clarkson the truth. 665 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,250 I know. 666 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:19,550 Close the door. 667 00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:25,990 Right, so now the whole of Rochdale thinks Waterloo Road is some kind of 668 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:27,670 sexually liberated summer camp. 669 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,910 How the hell did this happen? I don't think Roman Burley did it. 670 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,800 He's just broken up with his girlfriend. 671 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,080 And the bullying? 672 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,260 I mean, how did they get off school grounds? 673 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,800 I don't know. 674 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,040 Look, I alerted Sian to the problem with Andy. Tom, why are you palming Andy off 675 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,600 on Sian? Because it was obvious that Andy would feel more comfortable 676 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,600 in a female. 677 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:49,640 Sian? It's true. 678 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:53,440 Tom asked me more than once. I thought I had time, but with Vicky's reset, I... 679 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,320 Well, then why didn't you tell Tom that you were busy? 680 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,100 I didn't foresee the situation getting this serious. 681 00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,900 So neither of you was dealing with the situation? 682 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,620 And as a result, it's done nothing but escalate. Tom, you should have checked 683 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:07,400 the case history before you brought Andy's mother into the school. Tom was 684 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,200 his best, I'm sure. Just find out what's going on and let me know. And for the 685 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,780 record, if Ronan and Andy were having sex on school time, they are both out. 686 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,560 For good. 687 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,100 Sian. 688 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:24,700 I'm sorry about that. 689 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:28,280 You're both deputies. I have to treat you the same. No, I know. 690 00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:31,380 It's just as much my fault as Tom's, if not more so. 691 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,420 My mind's not really on the job, I'm sorry. 692 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,640 Are you OK? 693 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:42,340 I just... I keep thinking about Jez and the kids and, you know, telling him I 694 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,860 want to break his one thing, but if he were to find out about us, I'd... 695 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:52,820 So 696 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:55,480 he's going to kick me out a week before I leave school for something I didn't 697 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,460 even do? Look, Ronan, I believe you. 698 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,630 Maybe you should go on until all this is sorted. What? 699 00:39:04,870 --> 00:39:06,090 It's her word against mine. 700 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,570 Oh, speak of the devil. Andy. 701 00:39:10,850 --> 00:39:12,970 Look, what is it? Have you got something against me? 702 00:39:13,330 --> 00:39:14,330 No. 703 00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:15,610 It's not my fault. 704 00:39:16,490 --> 00:39:19,590 I'm just as embarrassed as you are. Listen, embarrassment doesn't even come 705 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,590 it. 706 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:23,910 Come and tell us what it is you came here to say. 707 00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:25,350 Yeah? 708 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:39,660 Ronan, he was a real gentleman. 709 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,140 I'm really sorry. 710 00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:47,560 Well, thank you, Andy, for your honesty. 711 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,040 Better late than never. 712 00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:55,840 So, what happens now? I'll clear things with Mr Byrne and explain everything to 713 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,220 your mother. But please, no. 714 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,500 Why, what's the matter? 715 00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:01,900 She only cares about her stories. 716 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,680 She never even listens to me. I'm like... 717 00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:06,780 I'm like white noise to her. 718 00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:09,140 Well, we have a real chance to change that today. 719 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,000 We're going to make her see that you're more important than our fans. 720 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:29,700 Can I have a word? 721 00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:30,820 Yeah. 722 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,740 I was just hoping to catch Maddy's moment on the radio. 723 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,500 Me too. 724 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:39,420 I was thinking later we could go to that new Italian place. I mean, we don't 725 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:43,860 have to book or anything. We could just turn up and... That's not what I want to 726 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:44,860 talk about. 727 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:46,620 OK. 728 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,260 Cheers. Not in it. 729 00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:50,540 Let's go for a walk. 730 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,580 It's quite immediate, isn't it? 731 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,220 I'm kind of in the middle of something, Janice. Yeah, but it is important. 732 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,460 What is it? 733 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,420 Well, a hypothetical scenario. 734 00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:23,540 What would you do if you thought that to be Colleen's revenue number? Well, I 735 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,080 certainly wouldn't gossip about it. 736 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,760 What is it, Mother? 737 00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:35,180 I need to know what's been going on. 738 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,560 I need you to be straight with me. 739 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,600 Please. I don't want to do this here. Can we do it tonight, please? We 740 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,920 each other that we would always be honest to each other. I know we did. So 741 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,920 me the truth. 742 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,260 Because whatever it is, I can handle it, right? We can get through it. 743 00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:54,820 I can't. 744 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,640 I can't do this here. 745 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,540 It's Michael, isn't it? You were with him last night. 746 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:19,640 Just tell me that it was unfinished business and that's all it was. 747 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,260 Even if we took a break? 748 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,700 There's no such thing. 749 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,640 Jess. Jess. 750 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,280 Roland's innocent. 751 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,320 But I could have told you that. So, if you've got a problem with me, I suggest 752 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,380 you get it off your chest right now. Because I'm tired of being the fall guy 753 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:45,180 when it comes to me and Sha. Tom, but good days turn into bad days all too 754 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,860 frequently. I had high hopes today would be different. 755 00:42:58,730 --> 00:43:03,870 Time for another student report. We've got the lovely Maddy Diamond from year 756 00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:07,210 with a very moving story called Changing Lanes. 757 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:14,790 I never wanted to come to Waterloo Road. 758 00:43:15,650 --> 00:43:16,990 Me and my parents split up. 759 00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:18,670 I had no one to talk to. 760 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:20,730 I had a wicked stepmother. 761 00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:32,630 Changing lanes, coming here. 762 00:43:33,150 --> 00:43:34,510 It's brought us all closer together. 763 00:43:36,790 --> 00:43:41,630 My dad's a PE teacher, and my wicked stepmother turns out to be not so 764 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,510 most of the time. 765 00:43:45,810 --> 00:43:50,930 You know, it's taught me that changes, even if they are scary, can be good. 766 00:43:52,390 --> 00:43:54,310 And what they were just putting me through it. 767 00:43:56,690 --> 00:43:59,350 Sian's a science teacher, and she is really great. 768 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,040 It's a great school. 769 00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:04,260 And coming here has made me a happier person. 770 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,280 I hope I don't need to ask for your discretion in this. 771 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:15,640 Of course not. You should go and deal with Andy. Yeah, about that. I think 772 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,140 expulsion's a bit too harsh. You need to send a strong signal. 773 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,100 And, you know, Tom, you need to stop trying so damn hard to be their friend 774 00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:23,100 the time. 775 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,460 Are you all right? 776 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,480 Fine. 777 00:44:33,759 --> 00:44:34,759 Jed knows everything. 778 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,500 Yeah, I know. He's made it perfectly clear. 779 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:39,080 I don't know what to do. 780 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,440 Go home. 781 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Be with the kids. 782 00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:47,300 And if you need me, call me, all right? 783 00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:53,640 Yeah. And, Sian, when all this is blown over, just move in with me. I know it's 784 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,480 quicker than we said, but let's just get on with it. 785 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,500 I'm not sure that I'm ready. 786 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:05,800 In your own time then, okay? 787 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,940 I'm not going anywhere. 788 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,920 Sir. 789 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,080 Didn't think I could do it, did you? 790 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,560 Why do you like to cook like that? 791 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,020 Do most of the cooking at home, since my mum passed. 792 00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:37,260 My dad's useless. 793 00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:38,820 I did a lot inside, too. 794 00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:41,680 That guy call me? 795 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,380 Well, you learn a lot of tricks when you've got a lot of time on your hands. 796 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:45,900 I owe you one. 797 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,400 Well, we can call it quits if you tell me the lucky lady is. 798 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:51,200 That I cannot divulge. 799 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:52,620 Why not? 800 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,920 What's the big secret? 801 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,980 Well, geez, he's very private. 802 00:45:57,460 --> 00:45:58,920 What, like witness protection? 803 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,420 Not quite as dramatic. 804 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,360 So I know her. 805 00:46:03,029 --> 00:46:04,029 Does she work here? 806 00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:05,089 Oh, no. 807 00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:07,350 Yeah, I never said that. 808 00:46:07,710 --> 00:46:08,850 Do you owe me one or not? 809 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:13,230 She's a teacher. That's all you're getting. 810 00:46:13,950 --> 00:46:15,170 The pool isn't that big. 811 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,950 Sure, I'll figure it out. 812 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:20,249 Are you ready? 813 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:20,968 Yeah, definitely. 814 00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:24,450 Right, I'll go first. Yeah, then I'll go. I'm going to start off asking you 815 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:25,450 old you are. OK. 816 00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:31,580 Mum, I need to talk to you. I'm on air, Andy. You're always on air. I need you 817 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,220 now. I need you more than your fans do. 818 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:41,560 I 819 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:48,540 didn't do 820 00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,600 it. Roman never touched me. Why would you lie about that? 821 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,840 You seriously compromised my show today, Andy. I just wanted to make some 822 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,240 friends, and I thought that... 823 00:46:58,060 --> 00:47:00,960 By pretending to people I think I'm not, that that would do it. 824 00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:02,840 You think about the bullying? 825 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:04,300 Not exactly. 826 00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:08,340 I don't have any friends. 827 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,520 You're always helping everyone on the airwaves. You can't even see that I'm 828 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,520 happy. 829 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,160 Please stop pretending you care. Of course I care. 830 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:21,500 You never said you weren't happy. 831 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:28,340 You're so wrapped up in your job and your image and trying to be the world's 832 00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:31,640 agony aunt. I am your mother first and foremost. You can come to me about 833 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,520 anything. No, I can't. 834 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,640 You don't respect my privacy. 835 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,840 My whole life has been on the airways. 836 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:40,580 You even said when I first started my period. 837 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:46,140 You are the last person I will confide in. 838 00:47:54,090 --> 00:47:56,070 betray you or make you feel exposed. 839 00:47:56,570 --> 00:48:00,270 And if it comes down to a choice between you and the radio, then you win. 840 00:48:06,410 --> 00:48:08,130 I don't want you to give up the radio. 841 00:48:09,350 --> 00:48:15,110 I just... I want you to find something else to talk about instead of me and our 842 00:48:15,110 --> 00:48:16,310 private family business. 843 00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:23,270 So what are you doing that we're supposed to say? 844 00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:35,430 I just got Ronan off the hook. 845 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:37,870 Are you all right? 846 00:48:39,590 --> 00:48:40,590 Bye, son. 847 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:47,070 Mum? 848 00:48:49,910 --> 00:48:54,270 For our final piece of the day, I wanted to talk from the heart. 849 00:48:54,490 --> 00:49:00,190 It's been an educational and eye -opening experience, not just for the 850 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:07,840 One of you bright young things asked a very pertinent question earlier on. 851 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:13,420 You asked whether I ever got embarrassed laying myself bare on air, and I said 852 00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:14,420 no. 853 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:26,420 But I never stopped to think that my candour would 854 00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:30,240 hurt other people's feelings, and that's going to change. 855 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,960 From now on, my family is off -limits. 856 00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:43,260 I'll talk to you again tomorrow, same time. 857 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:57,360 We went too far, eh? 858 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,100 Hey, how did I know she was going to go on mad on Roland? 859 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,820 Still. She needed a friend today. 860 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,460 You're not angry at me, are you? 861 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,200 We're still mates. 862 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:10,900 Of course we are, idiot. 863 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,560 Yep. 864 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,580 Ah, Tom, great. 865 00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:19,160 We need to get this LA application in by the morning. 866 00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:22,220 And Sian's not available, so I'd like you to work late. I'm not going to be 867 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,220 to do that. 868 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,560 What's this? 869 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:26,860 My resignation. 870 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,920 I don't want to be your deputy head anymore. I want to focus on teaching. 871 00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:32,740 Oh, come on. You're overreacting. 872 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,560 Michael, I've done my best for you today and every day, and it's never good 873 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,560 enough. 874 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,080 You always favour Sian, and now we know why. I know you're frustrated, but leave 875 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,480 her out of it, please. Why? It's the truth. Look, it's pointless trying to 876 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,800 impress you, and the harder I try, the further I get from what really matters, 877 00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,020 the kid. 878 00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:53,960 And they're the reason why I got into this game in the first place. Can't we 879 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,360 just chop this down to one particularly horrible date and move on? You're doing 880 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,120 a good job, Tom. I know I am. 881 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,340 I can't work for you in this capacity. 882 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:05,500 You know, I have been defending you. 883 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,220 Looking up to you, even. 884 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,000 And you're full of it. Up there on your moral high horse. 885 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,500 Threatening to expel Andy and Ronan for fooling around at school. And all the 886 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:19,920 time, you're... Well, let's just say you're not the man of honour. 887 00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:22,140 that you claim to be. 888 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,440 Resignation accepted, thank you. 889 00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:29,540 Ooh. 890 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:32,620 Ta -da! 891 00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:35,420 Lasagne a la Bolognese. Very nice. 892 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,000 Melanzani, Parmigiana, Zabaglione and Chianti. 893 00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:42,160 Oh, and you did all this on your own? 894 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,820 Well, I might have had a little help from a friend. 895 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,360 Oh, no! 896 00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:48,700 You've gone to so much trouble. 897 00:51:49,820 --> 00:51:50,820 Sweat and tears. 898 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:51,940 Ready when you are. 899 00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:54,500 Oh, Daniel, I'm really sorry, but something's come up. 900 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,260 Can we do this another night? 901 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:57,840 Yeah, yeah, no problem. 902 00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,440 I really am sorry. 903 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,800 Right. 904 00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:12,920 I know you didn't have this in mind, but I happen to be free this evening. 905 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,120 Do you want a hand getting through all that? 906 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,120 Well, it seems a shame to let it all go to waste. 907 00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:19,890 Come on, pal. 908 00:52:28,030 --> 00:52:29,030 Where's Dad? 909 00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:32,490 Um, I don't know. Gym, maybe? He'll probably just meet you at the restaurant 910 00:52:32,490 --> 00:52:33,490 later. 911 00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:34,610 Yeah. 912 00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:39,690 I thought you were brilliant on the radio, by the way. Did you like it? 913 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:40,990 I loved it. 914 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:59,200 Enjoy. No, no, it's not what you think. My date had to cancel. 915 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,420 Right. 916 00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:01,600 Whatever you say, sir. 917 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,160 Bon appétit. 918 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,300 Thinking of doing a movie night tonight? 919 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,760 For the gang? 920 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:10,340 Just for me and you. 921 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:13,180 You're supposed to be seeing Harris. 922 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,840 Don't want to get you into any trouble, right? 923 00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:18,499 It's fine. 924 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,500 I'll get out of it. 925 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,760 I'd rather be spending the time with you anyway. 926 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,220 What's your problem, man? This is my problem. 927 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:29,620 You better start getting used to it. 928 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,060 I don't want to be with Harris. 929 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:33,860 And this is happening. 930 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,320 Think about your family, Trudy. 931 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,040 It's not all about you, you know. 932 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,700 Thanks. What? 933 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,840 Picking up from me. 934 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,480 Who told you that? 935 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:52,620 Andy. 936 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:54,620 Well, what are friends for? 937 00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:57,710 So you're giving yourself a night off after all your hard work? 938 00:53:58,330 --> 00:54:00,950 Yeah. Fancy one of Rochdale's finest burgers? 939 00:54:01,830 --> 00:54:02,830 You're true. 940 00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:05,150 That's the burn of our people. 941 00:54:05,970 --> 00:54:06,970 Would have thought it, eh? 942 00:54:08,130 --> 00:54:09,610 I wouldn't have believed it for a second. 943 00:54:10,490 --> 00:54:11,490 I didn't. 944 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:13,029 Oh, Jez. 945 00:54:13,030 --> 00:54:14,850 I imagine that gets all fat. 946 00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:21,050 Jez, are you all right, mate? I tried calling you. Yeah, just needed to clean 947 00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:21,589 ears for a bit. 948 00:54:21,590 --> 00:54:22,549 Can I get you a drink? 949 00:54:22,550 --> 00:54:23,870 Yeah, I've a scotch, a large one. 950 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,200 I'm really sorry, mate. 951 00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:32,280 I should have listened to you. 952 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:36,260 Thanks, Tom. You must have not known her long, mate. I mean, you're in the same 953 00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:38,700 office as her. I swear to you, I didn't. I would have told you. 954 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000 I cannot trust her. 955 00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,620 I mean, you worked so closely with her. 956 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,740 Well, not anymore, I don't. 957 00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:45,420 I've stood down. 958 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,160 This whole business has made my position untenable. 959 00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:52,860 Fair play, mate. 960 00:54:59,950 --> 00:55:01,210 I'll make sure everything's all right. 961 00:55:58,490 --> 00:56:00,690 Same again? Don't you think you've had too much? 962 00:56:01,050 --> 00:56:02,590 There's still only one of you, Gina. 963 00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:08,410 Thanks for looking after me today. 964 00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:10,290 You know what? 965 00:56:11,110 --> 00:56:15,290 If I was married to a man like you, the last thing I'd be thinking about is 966 00:56:15,290 --> 00:56:16,290 having an affair. 967 00:56:16,990 --> 00:56:17,990 Really? 968 00:56:20,570 --> 00:56:21,570 Don't worry. 969 00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:30,480 I didn't say that because I wanted you to kiss me. 970 00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:32,960 I wanted to make you feel a bit better. 971 00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:34,620 It does make me feel better. 972 00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:48,140 I really don't want 973 00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:49,140 to go home tonight. 974 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,980 Can I stay at yours? 975 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,320 Why, are you leaving? 976 00:56:58,330 --> 00:56:59,330 I haven't got much choice. 977 00:56:59,510 --> 00:57:01,310 Remember, the boss has been shagging my wife. 978 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:09,470 I need a new set of boss prints who aren't moving to Bristol. 979 00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:10,870 Leave it with me. 980 00:57:13,310 --> 00:57:16,910 Who stood by you when you were worried sick about those nasty little notes? 981 00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:18,550 What notes? 982 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,440 Parenting tips from Elton John next tonight, courtesy of the Impressions 983 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:37,620 here on BBC One. And then Summer at the Pole brings a brief window of 984 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:40,740 opportunity for the wildlife on our frozen planet at nine.